Well ladies and gentleman, it has been a rather long time since I have posted anything on this highly successful web-log. Rafa the Gaffa has been awoken from a deep slumber by a crisis that has very much taken over his beloved Anfield.

No - it's not that big fucking leveraged buy-out cock sucking penis licking fat cunt motherfucking fag Thomas O. Hicks' attempt to destroy any chance the club ever has of winning the English Premier League title by saddling the club with 105m pounds of debt for which fairly reasonable amounts of interest will be payable. It's not the fact further to this debt, there is another few hundred million pounds sitting in Kop Holdings for which the club will ultimately be stumping up it's own cash. These aren't my major concerns, but he is still a cunt. This cockfag seemingly doesn't have a dime or penny or whatever shit currency the US uses in his pocket. Enjoy your recession cheese dick, whilst our dollar becomes worth more than yours and your country is brought to it's knees by those Wall Street fat cats who borrow to a gearing ratio of 400,000,000% and expect Ben Bernanke to bail them out of their own fucking mess when everything turns to 10 billion dollar losses.

Before too long, I expect to see Torres, Reina, Gerrard and Lucas available for sale to save the club from being the next Leeds United, with Hicks trumpeting his new incoming signings Brendan Renaud, Brett Holman and Iain Fyfe. Fuck you Hicks you texan sausage lover.

Sigh. I am so fired up about Hicks, that I have exhausted my passion for the other, bigger, and more worrying drama.

I won't even elaborate. Just click here. I just had a quick chat to Petr (Cech) and he told me that Avram Grant has made him redundant ahead of Sunday's fixture as his position is no longer required. Row Z tickets are reportedly coming with a $10,000 cash incentive and all known bird species have fled West London.

Fernando, please come back. But not too quick, take your time, make sure you are 100% so you do not aggravate this problem. We never want to lose you again, ever.